American Circus "The Toddler King" Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt
Behold: “Baby Dump”, complete with a crown-shaped hat and crocodile tears. This satirical design is a reminder that in the United States, we don’t do monarchs—we do democracy (messy as it is).
It’s the perfect statement piece for anyone who believes in government by the people—not toddler kings with Twitter thumbs and tantrums.
Let them cry. We’ll vote.
Behold: “Baby Dump”, complete with a crown-shaped hat and crocodile tears. This satirical design is a reminder that in the United States, we don’t do monarchs—we do democracy (messy as it is).
It’s the perfect statement piece for anyone who believes in government by the people—not toddler kings with Twitter thumbs and tantrums.
Let them cry. We’ll vote.
Behold: “Baby Dump”, complete with a crown-shaped hat and crocodile tears. This satirical design is a reminder that in the United States, we don’t do monarchs—we do democracy (messy as it is).
It’s the perfect statement piece for anyone who believes in government by the people—not toddler kings with Twitter thumbs and tantrums.
Let them cry. We’ll vote.
This 100% organic cotton darling stays true to the tagline the fabric of our lives. An eco-friendly take on the timeless tee, you’ll love the cozy fit and feel. It’s a win-win for everyone.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
